Posted 52 minutes ago

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

(Source: piplump)

Posted 1 hour ago
We looked at each other a little too long to be ‘just friends’.
'Just Friends' (via sh-ocking)
Posted 1 hour ago
Maybe it won’t work out. But maybe seeing if it does will be the best adventure ever.
Posted 15 hours ago
Opinions are like orgasms… mine matters most and I really don’t care if you have one.
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nyooms:

being against gay marriage does in fact 100% make you homophobic sorry

Posted 2 days ago

Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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(Source: beautilation)

Posted 2 days ago

Even on bad days, I’ll still be happy with you.

(via clumsiest)
Posted 2 days ago

tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”